i fucked up i know, but how funny is this?

this is one joke one big absurd joke. as i was getting the monitoring bracelette "installed" to my ankle without being asked if it was too tight i couldn't help but laugh, laugh at my rumbling stomach, the little office sweet in building 5150 on pch in long beach, to the lady showing me the instructional video on a cheap little portable dvd player. this was all a joke an easy way out 60 days of not drinking, swimming or submerging my foot in water (be it the beach or a tub of the finest ale's boston has to offer) this was all a joke. the day went on, i went to work had a laugh at this device on my ankle and did floor fill, had lunch thought about havin a beer during lunch but remembered not to do such things. i came home and still this was all a joke. you break the law and as punishment we will put this device on you and monitor you all day everyday. just like we did it to you in the 1st grade when you sat in the principals office writting standards all day while the other kids went on the feild trip. "make sure you write in the margians bobby" "here maybe if i fold all the papers it'll suit you better." all one big fucking joke, the idea of this, the idea of the punishment, to the bruise on my ankle was all one big joke, the laws and whoever the fuck makes, writes, enforces, breaks and follows these rules, rules are meant to be broken i know, but here's the thing the joke is on me. the bruise, the lack of comfort this little accessory is providing, the self conciousness (not that i really care but who doesn't just a little?) to the slight vibrating it makes every thirthy minutes, the little orange light on the modem which doesn't tell me if it's working or not due to the instructions only mentioning green and red lights not just the orange one! truley the joke is on me for getting into this situation and having to go through all of this, not once but twice. learn your lesson kid and as this bracelette get's heavier on your ankle and even more absurd as you think about it this too will pass.
jokes on you bobby!